Total Medals Earned: 250 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,015 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/40 points)
Medals Earned: 13/21 (185/500 points)
Medals Earned: 27/48 (235/355 points)
Medals Earned: 5/69 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/290 points)
Medals Earned: 19/39 (105/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/40 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (75/375 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Rescue the crab
Ascend for the first time
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000000 in total
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
Reach 25 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 5 minutes.
Reach 50 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot
Reach 75 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot in less than 2 minutes.
Reach 100 Hit Combo
Defeat Tombot without getting hit once
Reach 200 Hit Combo
Shoot the square.
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Politely decline
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
